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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:45 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:46:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here. Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa. Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna. Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have. Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs. Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto. Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa. Mtafsiri: They don't cook here Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here. Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa, Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao. Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you can go back and eat at home. Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice. Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo. Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika. Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here ππππππ Usicheke pekeyako
Wachaga kweli kiboko: Mcheki huyu mchaga na mbuzi!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:25 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mfalme Sulemani alikuwa na wake 700 na alichepuka(cheated)na vimada 300 . Mpenzi wako/Mume wako unamfumania na kimada mmoja tu ugomvi na amani imapotea ndani ya nyumba,unasimulia kuanzia padri,mchungaji,ukoo wako mzima,mashoga, stress,vidonda vya tumbo,inapelekea mpaka unaokoka,eti kisa kamuonjesha mmojaβ sasa akionjesha 700 si utakutwa MirembeοΏ½
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Angalia alichokula huyu mwizi! Wizi mwingine bwana!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Baada ya mwizi kuvunja mlango huko Tarime, akaingia kwenye stoo akaona vinyama kwenye bakuli vikiwa vimekauka. Akaonja 1 akaona kitamu na kina chumvi! Akavila vyote. Alipomaliza akaangalia juu ya mlango akaona pameandikwa; "chumba cha UKEKETAJI WANAWAKE". Unafikiri atakuwa amekula nini?
