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Wale wa kupenda kupewa pewa namba za simu soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:39 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Unaomba namba ya simu ya mdada af anakunyima ila unalazimisha akupe anaona kuliko muendelee kuongea bora tu akupe anakutajia 071112016 unafuraahi unaondoka unafika nyumbani unajaribu kuipiga but kabla hujapiga unagundua alikutajia tarehe ya leoΒ Wadada acheni hizoΒ ππππποΏ½ποΏ½ποΏ½π
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:37 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Unamtumia baba ako meseji ukiwa shule "Baba naomba unitumie 100,000 ya pckt mny" anakuuliza "pckt mny" ndo nini? Unamjibu ni kifupi cha "pocket money" af ankutumia 10,000, unamuuliza hiyo hela ni ya nini? Anakwambia ni kifupi cha 100,000.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:44 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mke: Unampango gani na pasaka hii mmewangu.. Mume: Nitafanya kama yesu.. Mke: Unamaanisha Nini?
Mume: Nitaondoka ijumaa na Kurudi j3.. Mke: Unanishangaza, kama utafanya hivi nami nitafanya kama Maria.. Mume: Unamaanisha Nini? Mke: Nitapata mimba bila ya kuingingiliwa na wewe mume wangu.. Mume: π³π³π³
Mke alichomfanyia mme wake kabla ya kwenda safari, Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!
JAMAA alimuaga mke wake mlokole kuwa anaenda semina ya siku tatu, kumbe anakwenda kwa bi mdogo.
Mke akamwambia mumewe; "Tupige magoti tusali",
Wakapiga magotiβ¦:
MKE: Eee baba msaidie mume wangu afike salama safari yake.
MUME: Emenβ¦
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:38 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JAMAA alimuaga mke wake mlokole kuwa anaenda semina ya siku tatu, kumbe anakwenda kwa bi mdogo.
Mke akamwambia mumewe; "Tupige magoti tusali",
Wakapiga magotiβ¦:
MKE: Eee baba msaidie mume wangu afike salama safari yake.
MUME: Emenβ¦
MKE: Mpe nguvu katika yote atakayoyafanya huko.
MUME: Emenβ¦
MKE: Akitaka kufanya uasherati ashindwe.
MUME: Kimyaβ¦
MKE: Akifanya uasherati apatwe na janga baya kwa uwezo wako bwana.
MUME: β¦β¦.!!
MKE: Yaani akifanya uasherati afie hukohuko kwa mateso makali.
MUME: Maombi gani sasa hayo!!?. Haya basi siendi semina ufurahi wewe.
Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:01 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wadada wembamba hebu nenepeni basi mnatupa tabu kusoma maneno ya kwenye kanga jamanii β¦β¦β¦mnaviringisha kanga mwili mara 3 mpaka maandishii hayaonekanii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mama mwenye nyumba anajipodoa anashinda saloon kujipodoa lakini house girl hata mafuta usoni hapaki lakini akipita na khanga yake moja tuu nyumba inatetemekaππππππππππππππ huu mchezo hautaki mekapu
