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Huu ndio uchawi unaweza kufanyika siku mpenzi wako akikutambulisha kwao
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:39 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
😂😂😂😂😂 *UCHAWI* ni nini?
`Uchawi ni pale mpenzi wako anapokupeleka kwao kufika tyu ghafla unakutana na dada yake getini ambaye alikuwa ni mpenzi wako wa zamani, ile kuingia ndani unamuona kaka yake ambaye mlipigana baada ya kukufumania na mke wake, hujakaa vizuri unamuona mama yake ambaye ndiye jimama shangingi lako anayekuweka mjini akupaye jeuri ya kutamba ambapo hata gari unalolitumia alikupa yeye na hataki upajue anapoishi, wakati unataka kuondoka unakutana uso kwa uso na baba yake ambaye alikuwaga wakili wako kwenye kesi ya ubakaji`
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:42 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Tukiwa kanisani mdada alikuwa amelala , akaamka akasikia Pastor anasema " SIMAMA" Yule dada akasimama akashangaaa kanisa zima linamtizima kwa mshangao akiwemo mumewe, akaangalia kanisa zima akashtuka kujiona yeye peke yake ndiye aliesimama Pastor akaendelea vizur endelea kusimama, tumepata mmoja hadi sasa aliyesimama narudia kwa mara ya mwisho kama hujasikia vizuri " kama wew umewahi kumsaliti au bado unasaliti ndoa yako SIMAMA" Binti akazimia
Pale umapofanya interview huku ukijua hutapata kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuu….. Interviewer: where were u born? Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part? Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania.. 😂😂😂 Cpendagi ujinga mim
jamaa akagoma kwenda kazini 😬😬 mke akabadili kanga na kuvaa iloandikwa nimemdhibiti ndo mana hatoki🚷 jamaa akaenda kuomba ushauri kwa rafiki yake akaambiwa twende nyumbsni kwako, walipofika walimkuta mke kavaa kanga imeandikwa ulidhani rafiki yako kumbe adui yako🤔🤔 jamaa akaamua kusafiri siku tano ili kupunguza hasira. Aliporudi akamkuta mke amevaa kanga imeandikwa ni bora nimpe jirani kuliko kiozee ndani 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hata kama hupendagi ujinga kwa maneno ya kwenye kanga utasanda tu
