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Maswali ya kijinga yakijibiwa vizuri
Date: March 25, 2022
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
Haya ndiyo majibu mazuriππππππππππ
Q: Umenyoa nywele?
A: *Hapana, nimebadilisha kichwa.*
Q: Hiyo simu umenunua?
A: *Hapana nimeitengeneza mwenyewe.*
Q: Utakula mboga na nini?
A: *Mdomo*
(Simu inaita usiku,then aliyepiga anauliza) Q: Nimekuamsha?
A: *Hapana nilikuwa naota jua hapa nje.*
Q: Gazeti la leo linasemaje?
A: *Sijaongea nalo.*
Q: Gari limejaa, nitakaa wapi?
A: *Usijali dereva anashuka kituo kinachofata utapata kiti.*
Q: Hiyo ni ajali?
A: *Hapana ni driver ameamua kupark gari upside down* .
Q: Umepause movie?
A: *Hapana wamechoka kuact wanarest.*
ππππππ
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