What do you call a pig that does karate?

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 22, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 11, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 25, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 24, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Kazija (Guest) on August 23, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 11, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 9, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 8, 2024

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Habiba (Guest) on July 29, 2024

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Nuru (Guest) on July 27, 2024

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 17, 2024

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Nasra (Guest) on July 17, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 16, 2024

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 10, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Bakari (Guest) on July 6, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 26, 2024

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Josephine (Guest) on June 14, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Wande (Guest) on June 9, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Maneno (Guest) on June 6, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 5, 2024

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 31, 2024

😂 Sharing right away!

Chiku (Guest) on May 31, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Rashid (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Rashid (Guest) on May 14, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 13, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 2, 2024

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 26, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 17, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 12, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Sofia (Guest) on April 7, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 30, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 26, 2024

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 26, 2024

😂 So funny!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 18, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Zulekha (Guest) on March 17, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 6, 2024

😄 Too good!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 6, 2024

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Kazija (Guest) on February 24, 2024

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on February 16, 2024

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 8, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 4, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 22, 2024

🤣 Sending this now!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 18, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Amir (Guest) on January 16, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 12, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Rabia (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mgeni (Guest) on December 29, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

James Mduma (Guest) on December 26, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mazrui (Guest) on December 23, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 18, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Ali (Guest) on December 12, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 11, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 10, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Amir (Guest) on December 6, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Josephine (Guest) on December 2, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Shukuru (Guest) on December 1, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 28, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟