What has an eye, but cannot see?

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 20, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Jamal (Guest) on September 18, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2024

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 6, 2024

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Amir (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 29, 2024

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 28, 2024

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Binti (Guest) on August 23, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

James Mduma (Guest) on August 8, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Kassim (Guest) on July 25, 2024

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 10, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Leila (Guest) on July 8, 2024

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Zulekha (Guest) on July 5, 2024

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 29, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Majid (Guest) on June 28, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Majid (Guest) on June 27, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 16, 2024

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Salum (Guest) on June 12, 2024

😆 Totally hilarious!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 25, 2024

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

David Chacha (Guest) on May 12, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Husna (Guest) on April 11, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 7, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 6, 2024

😅 I needed that!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 5, 2024

😆 That punchline was epic!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 4, 2024

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Selemani (Guest) on March 27, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 17, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Jamila (Guest) on March 5, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Halimah (Guest) on March 4, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Kahina (Guest) on February 24, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Halima (Guest) on February 17, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 17, 2024

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Zulekha (Guest) on February 9, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Nashon (Guest) on January 18, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Hekima (Guest) on January 17, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 9, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 7, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 6, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 30, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 13, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 13, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 10, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 7, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 2, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 27, 2023

😁 This made my day!

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 27, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Mjaka (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂