Where does the witch park her vehicle?

Issa (Guest) on September 17, 2024

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Zawadi (Guest) on September 12, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 6, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 6, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 17, 2024

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Jabir (Guest) on August 17, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 5, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Farida (Guest) on August 1, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 27, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 27, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 27, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 21, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2024

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 7, 2024

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

John Lissu (Guest) on July 6, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

John Kamande (Guest) on July 1, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 24, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Arifa (Guest) on June 24, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 2, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Kassim (Guest) on May 8, 2024

😆 Totally hilarious!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 7, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Halima (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Amani (Guest) on May 4, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 1, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 24, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 17, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 16, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 2, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 28, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Ndoto (Guest) on March 18, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 6, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Leila (Guest) on March 3, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Daudi (Guest) on February 28, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 19, 2024

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Selemani (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Hamida (Guest) on February 9, 2024

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

John Kamande (Guest) on February 6, 2024

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Hawa (Guest) on January 31, 2024

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 29, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

George Tenga (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Khadija (Guest) on January 18, 2024

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 14, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 11, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mazrui (Guest) on January 9, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 3, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 2, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 24, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 23, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Amina (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 12, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mjaka (Guest) on December 5, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 26, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Fadhili (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 18, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Majid (Guest) on November 18, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯