Which is faster, heat or cold?

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 9, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 8, 2024

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 28, 2024

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 14, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 2, 2024

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Selemani (Guest) on July 25, 2024

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 22, 2024

😂 This is a keeper!

Nassor (Guest) on July 19, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Nassor (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Maimuna (Guest) on July 10, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Neema (Guest) on June 22, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 16, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 12, 2024

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Zakaria (Guest) on June 8, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 7, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Sumaya (Guest) on June 6, 2024

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Kheri (Guest) on June 5, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Kiza (Guest) on May 30, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Hawa (Guest) on May 15, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

George Tenga (Guest) on May 14, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 6, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mustafa (Guest) on April 27, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Leila (Guest) on April 20, 2024

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Shamim (Guest) on April 5, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 3, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 29, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 23, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 10, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 27, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Yahya (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Azima (Guest) on February 21, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Arifa (Guest) on February 7, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 3, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Ali (Guest) on February 2, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 27, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 26, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Masika (Guest) on January 24, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 21, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 20, 2024

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Omar (Guest) on January 19, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 17, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 16, 2024

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 9, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 30, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 25, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Maneno (Guest) on December 18, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 11, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 8, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Husna (Guest) on December 3, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 23, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!