Why did the pony get detention?

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 20, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 16, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Jabir (Guest) on September 13, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 10, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mhina (Guest) on September 6, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 3, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Asha (Guest) on August 31, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Abdullah (Guest) on August 8, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 30, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Omar (Guest) on July 25, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Khatib (Guest) on July 17, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Issack (Guest) on July 10, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 4, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Jabir (Guest) on July 3, 2024

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 1, 2024

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 23, 2024

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Nassar (Guest) on June 11, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 10, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 9, 2024

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Jamila (Guest) on June 8, 2024

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 1, 2024

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 1, 2024

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Khalifa (Guest) on May 8, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 23, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Amina (Guest) on April 7, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on April 3, 2024

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 2, 2024

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 26, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Binti (Guest) on March 22, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 20, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Khatib (Guest) on March 12, 2024

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 9, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Nuru (Guest) on March 8, 2024

😆 I’m dying over here!

Chum (Guest) on March 5, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 2, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 2, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 14, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Fadhili (Guest) on February 12, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 3, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 29, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 24, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Juma (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 18, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 10, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

James Malima (Guest) on December 28, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 26, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Asha (Guest) on December 10, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 10, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Sharifa (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Makame (Guest) on November 24, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 24, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 20, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Halima (Guest) on November 10, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Amani (Guest) on November 6, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Amir (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mgeni (Guest) on October 21, 2023

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳