Why did the robber take a shower?

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 19, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 19, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Raha (Guest) on September 12, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 9, 2024

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 3, 2024

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Abdullah (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 10, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Maimuna (Guest) on August 8, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 4, 2024

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Abdullah (Guest) on August 1, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Zuhura (Guest) on August 1, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Shani (Guest) on July 24, 2024

Thanks Ackyshine

Shukuru (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 12, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 10, 2024

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mhina (Guest) on July 10, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Ahmed (Guest) on July 9, 2024

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 6, 2024

😆 Totally hilarious!

Nuru (Guest) on June 4, 2024

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Shabani (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 8, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 6, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 29, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 26, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 23, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 22, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 21, 2024

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Rukia (Guest) on April 19, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Kassim (Guest) on April 15, 2024

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 14, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 10, 2024

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 26, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

George Tenga (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Majid (Guest) on March 17, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 16, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 15, 2024

😂 So funny!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 14, 2024

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Arifa (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Amani (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Muslima (Guest) on February 16, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 12, 2024

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mchawi (Guest) on February 11, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 7, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Leila (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 17, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Rukia (Guest) on January 15, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 8, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 5, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

John Malisa (Guest) on January 1, 2024

😂 This joke just made my day!

Azima (Guest) on December 27, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Khatib (Guest) on December 25, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Baraka (Guest) on December 23, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 7, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Rahim (Guest) on November 12, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 9, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

John Malisa (Guest) on November 8, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎