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Alichofanya maasai baada ya kupanda Tax

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Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.

Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng'ombe na mbusi ipi ngali?
Dereva: Ni ng'ombe ghali Masai.
Masai: kwanini Ng'ombe ngali?
Dereva: kwa sababu ni mkubwa zaidi ya mbuzi
Masai: umepata..na mbusi na kuku ipi ngali
Dereva: ni mbuzi kwa sababu nae ni mkubwa kuliko kuku.
Masai: Umepata..
Masai: sasa me nimekwenda kule mwenge kwa ngali kubwa nikalitoa sh. 500 hii yko ndogo unasema nikupe 40,000 wewe acha wizi.. Nitakupa 250 Tu..wee acha lbia morani…!!!

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