What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Amir (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Biashara (Guest) on March 31, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 13, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Furaha (Guest) on March 10, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Kheri (Guest) on March 7, 2016

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Sharifa (Guest) on February 21, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Zawadi (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Halima (Guest) on February 15, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 21, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Issack (Guest) on January 16, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 2, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Salma (Guest) on December 18, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 5, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 4, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 14, 2015

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Josephine (Guest) on November 10, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 9, 2015

😆 Totally hilarious!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 6, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 28, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Faiza (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Tabu (Guest) on October 24, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 23, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 22, 2015

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Rashid (Guest) on October 20, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 17, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 17, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 17, 2015

🤣 Pure genius!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 16, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 5, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Zakaria (Guest) on October 4, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mashaka (Guest) on August 29, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Maimuna (Guest) on August 21, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Shamsa (Guest) on August 19, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 17, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 26, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 21, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 16, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 7, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 5, 2015

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 30, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 30, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nyota (Guest) on June 23, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Tambwe (Guest) on June 22, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Omar (Guest) on June 17, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 16, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Hawa (Guest) on June 4, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 3, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 31, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Amina (Guest) on May 29, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nashon (Guest) on May 28, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 23, 2015

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 17, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

Shabani (Guest) on May 14, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Zulekha (Guest) on May 4, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 3, 2015

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾