What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?

Fikiri (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 20, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Abubakari (Guest) on March 18, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 9, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Omari (Guest) on March 4, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 3, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Neema (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 26, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 21, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Jafari (Guest) on February 20, 2016

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 13, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Neema (Guest) on February 13, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Juma (Guest) on February 3, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 19, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Fikiri (Guest) on January 13, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Abubakari (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 16, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Ali (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 2, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Ndoto (Guest) on November 26, 2015

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Khatib (Guest) on November 10, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 3, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 29, 2015

😄 Too good!

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 28, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Sofia (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 27, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mariam (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Zakia (Guest) on October 2, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 28, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 27, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Masika (Guest) on September 17, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Khadija (Guest) on September 11, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 10, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 7, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 12, 2015

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 10, 2015

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

James Malima (Guest) on August 7, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 5, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 26, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Sultan (Guest) on July 25, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

David Chacha (Guest) on July 13, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 8, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 20, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Maimuna (Guest) on June 11, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Sekela (Guest) on June 8, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 8, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 1, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 1, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Safiya (Guest) on May 28, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 20, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Jamal (Guest) on May 8, 2015

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 2, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Shabani (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Umi (Guest) on March 30, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 13, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

John Lissu (Guest) on March 5, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Nahida (Guest) on March 4, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎