Mwajabu (Guest) on February 27, 2016

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 27, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 25, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 22, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Juma (Guest) on February 13, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Amani (Guest) on February 7, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Rashid (Guest) on January 29, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Makame (Guest) on January 27, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Zuhura (Guest) on January 23, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 9, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 8, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 7, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 30, 2015

😆 This one really got me!

Halimah (Guest) on December 26, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 23, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 19, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 12, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 12, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Saidi (Guest) on December 11, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 10, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Furaha (Guest) on December 2, 2015

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 21, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 18, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 16, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 16, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 10, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Aziza (Guest) on October 29, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 27, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 19, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 17, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 16, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 10, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 8, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Faiza (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Sumaya (Guest) on September 12, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 5, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Shabani (Guest) on September 4, 2015

😄 Too good!

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 31, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 26, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 16, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 5, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 4, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mariam (Guest) on July 28, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

George Mallya (Guest) on July 21, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Warda (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Husna (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Safiya (Guest) on June 19, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 11, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 9, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 2, 2015

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Rashid (Guest) on June 1, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 30, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 28, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 24, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 16, 2015

😄 You got me!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 29, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 23, 2015

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰