What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 2, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Khadija (Guest) on December 30, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 25, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 24, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Nahida (Guest) on December 21, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Zulekha (Guest) on December 15, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 14, 2015

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Wande (Guest) on December 7, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Hawa (Guest) on November 25, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Maida (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Khalifa (Guest) on November 14, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Arifa (Guest) on November 5, 2015

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 20, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

John Malisa (Guest) on October 19, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Omar (Guest) on October 8, 2015

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Rukia (Guest) on October 5, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Sarafina (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Sekela (Guest) on September 21, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 19, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 19, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Salima (Guest) on September 12, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 9, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 5, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Khadija (Guest) on September 5, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Ali (Guest) on August 30, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 26, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 23, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 11, 2015

😂 Can't stop laughing!

John Malisa (Guest) on August 9, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mchuma (Guest) on July 29, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 11, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 11, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 29, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 13, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 11, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 4, 2015

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Fatuma (Guest) on June 2, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

John Lissu (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 19, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 18, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 3, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Shamsa (Guest) on May 2, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Zawadi (Guest) on April 25, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Latifa (Guest) on April 23, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 22, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

James Kimani (Guest) on April 11, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Chiku (Guest) on April 11, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Tambwe (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Kahina (Guest) on April 1, 2015

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Salum (Guest) on March 31, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 30, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 23, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

John Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 15, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 13, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 9, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣