What kind of music do mummies like best?

Habiba (Guest) on April 13, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 11, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 14, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

James Malima (Guest) on March 8, 2016

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 5, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 5, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Tambwe (Guest) on March 2, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Leila (Guest) on March 2, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 26, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Athumani (Guest) on January 30, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 29, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 22, 2016

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 14, 2016

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Makame (Guest) on December 18, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 11, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 4, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Salma (Guest) on November 30, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

John Lissu (Guest) on November 25, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

John Mushi (Guest) on October 26, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Furaha (Guest) on October 22, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Sofia (Guest) on October 22, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 16, 2015

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Leila (Guest) on October 8, 2015

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 25, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 18, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 16, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 4, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 27, 2015

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 25, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 24, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on August 24, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Nashon (Guest) on August 14, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 13, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 12, 2015

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 11, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 10, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 26, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Umi (Guest) on July 25, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Rahim (Guest) on July 24, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 24, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Maimuna (Guest) on July 22, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Habiba (Guest) on July 19, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Kassim (Guest) on July 18, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on July 5, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Juma (Guest) on June 24, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Leila (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 16, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Bahati (Guest) on June 11, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Rubea (Guest) on May 30, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 30, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Yahya (Guest) on May 27, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Fikiri (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Hawa (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 18, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 12, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 12, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌