Where do ghosts go for a swim?

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 9, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Khadija (Guest) on April 6, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 11, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Kheri (Guest) on February 25, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Khamis (Guest) on February 14, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Nasra (Guest) on February 12, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 11, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 19, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 17, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Yahya (Guest) on January 12, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 6, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 4, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Athumani (Guest) on January 4, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 3, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Fadhila (Guest) on December 27, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 19, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 5, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 30, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on November 20, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Jabir (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Kazija (Guest) on November 10, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Kassim (Guest) on November 5, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Abdillah (Guest) on November 3, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Hekima (Guest) on October 28, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 23, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Sumaya (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Umi (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 17, 2015

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 15, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 1, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Nuru (Guest) on October 1, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 5, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Abubakari (Guest) on September 2, 2015

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 26, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Amani (Guest) on August 25, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Khamis (Guest) on August 20, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 19, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Sekela (Guest) on August 18, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Azima (Guest) on August 7, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Rashid (Guest) on August 2, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Omar (Guest) on August 2, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 2, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Yahya (Guest) on July 22, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 19, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Athumani (Guest) on July 6, 2015

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 3, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 28, 2015

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 27, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Abubakari (Guest) on June 27, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 26, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Bakari (Guest) on June 15, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rashid (Guest) on June 1, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 29, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

James Malima (Guest) on May 18, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 13, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 11, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣