Which is faster, heat or cold?

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 12, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Rahma (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 28, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 28, 2015

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Leila (Guest) on December 24, 2015

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

John Mushi (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Arifa (Guest) on November 16, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Daudi (Guest) on November 7, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 5, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Hawa (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

John Kamande (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

James Mduma (Guest) on October 14, 2015

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 9, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 28, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 25, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Nassar (Guest) on September 13, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2015

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Amir (Guest) on August 30, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 25, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 19, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jamila (Guest) on August 16, 2015

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 15, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on August 14, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 10, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

John Malisa (Guest) on August 10, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Kiza (Guest) on August 5, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 21, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 14, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Saidi (Guest) on July 9, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 7, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Kheri (Guest) on July 1, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 17, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 16, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Leila (Guest) on June 6, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 3, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 31, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 30, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 22, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Masika (Guest) on May 13, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Issa (Guest) on May 8, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 8, 2015

😅 I needed that!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 22, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 18, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Ahmed (Guest) on April 16, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 15, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 14, 2015

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 13, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Fadhili (Guest) on March 31, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 24, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 19, 2015

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Baraka (Guest) on March 18, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 16, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 27, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆