Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Mazrui (Guest) on February 19, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 11, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 3, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 3, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 1, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 31, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Zulekha (Guest) on January 19, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Jaffar (Guest) on January 18, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Jamila (Guest) on January 6, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 2, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 31, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Zainab (Guest) on December 27, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 19, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Khadija (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Shamim (Guest) on December 1, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Shani (Guest) on November 20, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Furaha (Guest) on November 19, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 12, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Zakia (Guest) on November 4, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Tambwe (Guest) on November 1, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 16, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 27, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 25, 2015

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Maida (Guest) on September 19, 2015

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Jamila (Guest) on September 9, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 4, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 3, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 25, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Majid (Guest) on August 23, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 23, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 15, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

John Mushi (Guest) on August 13, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 7, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Kazija (Guest) on August 5, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 4, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 30, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 29, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 25, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mgeni (Guest) on July 24, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Ndoto (Guest) on July 22, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 22, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 21, 2015

😂 So funny!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 15, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 10, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mohamed (Guest) on June 19, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Azima (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 7, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 1, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 23, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Saidi (Guest) on May 21, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Fadhila (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Juma (Guest) on May 9, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 7, 2015

🤣 This joke is just too good!

John Lissu (Guest) on April 22, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬