Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 10, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 29, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 16, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Sumaya (Guest) on January 9, 2016

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 9, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 26, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 25, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 10, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Rabia (Guest) on December 7, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Selemani (Guest) on December 5, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Zakaria (Guest) on December 3, 2015

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Rahim (Guest) on December 2, 2015

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 29, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 12, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 10, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Issack (Guest) on October 31, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Neema (Guest) on October 26, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 17, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mashaka (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Yusra (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Sekela (Guest) on October 8, 2015

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Muslima (Guest) on October 6, 2015

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 2, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Khatib (Guest) on September 28, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 23, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Omari (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Nyota (Guest) on September 8, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 2, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 31, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Safiya (Guest) on August 8, 2015

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

John Lissu (Guest) on August 6, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 5, 2015

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 23, 2015

😄 You got me good!

Fikiri (Guest) on July 12, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Sarafina (Guest) on July 1, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

James Kimani (Guest) on June 30, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Nassar (Guest) on June 29, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 18, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Rahim (Guest) on June 16, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Farida (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 6, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 17, 2015

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 12, 2015

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 18, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 17, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 12, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Fikiri (Guest) on April 4, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Ahmed (Guest) on April 2, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 26, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️