Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 25, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 10, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 9, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 4, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Yahya (Guest) on February 5, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Issack (Guest) on January 29, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 28, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 25, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Hawa (Guest) on January 18, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Shukuru (Guest) on January 15, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Nahida (Guest) on January 7, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Zakia (Guest) on December 25, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 22, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 14, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 5, 2015

😆 Still cracking up!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 2, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 19, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 19, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 13, 2015

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 12, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 9, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Nyota (Guest) on November 6, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Shamsa (Guest) on October 26, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 16, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Muslima (Guest) on October 16, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 14, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 6, 2015

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Furaha (Guest) on October 5, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Hawa (Guest) on October 3, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 3, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

John Lissu (Guest) on August 15, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Omar (Guest) on August 15, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Arifa (Guest) on August 14, 2015

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 13, 2015

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Omari (Guest) on July 22, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 21, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on July 13, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Kiza (Guest) on July 13, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 12, 2015

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Kazija (Guest) on June 28, 2015

😂 So funny!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 28, 2015

😄 You got me good!

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 16, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 7, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 4, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 23, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 23, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 22, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Zuhura (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Majid (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 18, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Sekela (Guest) on May 18, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Sharifa (Guest) on May 14, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Omari (Guest) on April 18, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Farida (Guest) on April 15, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 10, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 1, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine