Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 13, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Jamila (Guest) on April 10, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 9, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Maneno (Guest) on April 7, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Rahim (Guest) on March 27, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 24, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Salma (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 9, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Abdullah (Guest) on March 6, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 10, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 2, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 2, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 28, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 23, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Jafari (Guest) on January 6, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 28, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 27, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Zubeida (Guest) on December 25, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Abubakari (Guest) on December 21, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Arifa (Guest) on December 21, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 20, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mgeni (Guest) on December 8, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Hassan (Guest) on December 1, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Rabia (Guest) on November 30, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 30, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Shabani (Guest) on November 15, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 3, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 1, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 14, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 11, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rabia (Guest) on September 7, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

Shamsa (Guest) on September 6, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 4, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 25, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

James Kimani (Guest) on August 22, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Umi (Guest) on August 20, 2015

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 19, 2015

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Rahma (Guest) on July 16, 2015

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Warda (Guest) on July 11, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

John Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 3, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 20, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 17, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 12, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 16, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Rehema (Guest) on May 7, 2015

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Warda (Guest) on April 30, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

Abubakari (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 24, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 23, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 23, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 26, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Mariam (Guest) on March 25, 2015

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Latifa (Guest) on March 25, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 22, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭