Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 29, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Salum (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Warda (Guest) on February 8, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Biashara (Guest) on February 2, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 2, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 28, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 24, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 21, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Baridi (Guest) on January 10, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 4, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Rahim (Guest) on January 1, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 19, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 19, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 29, 2015

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 28, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 5, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Rehema (Guest) on November 2, 2015

😄 You got me good!

Sharifa (Guest) on October 28, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 26, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Maulid (Guest) on October 23, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 18, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Ndoto (Guest) on October 7, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 1, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 28, 2015

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 24, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 12, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 1, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Khatib (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 20, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 7, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 3, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 22, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 22, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Jafari (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 4, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 17, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Shabani (Guest) on June 6, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 1, 2015

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 27, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Rehema (Guest) on May 25, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Zainab (Guest) on May 15, 2015

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 14, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 3, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 29, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Zakaria (Guest) on April 28, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 26, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 23, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 20, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 18, 2015

😆 Totally hilarious!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

John Kamande (Guest) on March 26, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 21, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬