Why was Santa’s helper sad?

Athumani (Guest) on February 10, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 3, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Bakari (Guest) on January 15, 2016

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 13, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Jafari (Guest) on January 10, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 1, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 29, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mwanais (Guest) on December 27, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Omari (Guest) on December 12, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Hashim (Guest) on December 11, 2015

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 9, 2015

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 8, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mashaka (Guest) on December 1, 2015

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Zulekha (Guest) on November 24, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

James Kimani (Guest) on November 16, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 13, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Kahina (Guest) on November 11, 2015

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Maimuna (Guest) on November 3, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 28, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Kassim (Guest) on October 28, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 22, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 18, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 17, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 5, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 25, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mazrui (Guest) on August 25, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 16, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Salum (Guest) on August 6, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Sumaya (Guest) on August 2, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 28, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 21, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

James Kimani (Guest) on July 19, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 19, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mustafa (Guest) on July 15, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 14, 2015

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Hashim (Guest) on July 10, 2015

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 10, 2015

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 9, 2015

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 28, 2015

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

George Tenga (Guest) on June 27, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 20, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 18, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 16, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 14, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 5, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 18, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 18, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Abubakari (Guest) on May 8, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Yusuf (Guest) on May 6, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 23, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 15, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Kahina (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 10, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Yusuf (Guest) on April 5, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mohamed (Guest) on March 31, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 18, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 3, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Daudi (Guest) on March 2, 2015

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 1, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄