Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 24, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Kheri (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Ahmed (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 22, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 14, 2016

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 9, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 7, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 7, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Rabia (Guest) on March 31, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mzee (Guest) on March 22, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 20, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Halima (Guest) on March 8, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Khadija (Guest) on March 8, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mchuma (Guest) on March 3, 2016

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 2, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Rabia (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 21, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 9, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 8, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 30, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Amina (Guest) on January 26, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 16, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 16, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Shamim (Guest) on January 8, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 29, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Khamis (Guest) on December 9, 2015

😄 You got me!

Fadhili (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Jaffar (Guest) on November 18, 2015

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Binti (Guest) on November 15, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 13, 2015

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 11, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 28, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 13, 2015

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 21, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 22, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 22, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 18, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Faiza (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Tabu (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 7, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sumaya (Guest) on July 1, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 28, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Nassar (Guest) on June 28, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Habiba (Guest) on June 24, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Jabir (Guest) on June 21, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 19, 2015

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 18, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Amina (Guest) on June 16, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Maimuna (Guest) on June 14, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 1, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Chiku (Guest) on May 29, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Josephine (Guest) on May 28, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 25, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Nassor (Guest) on May 22, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!