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What did the baker say to his wife?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji 🥖 can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Baraka (Guest) on March 19, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Nahida (Guest) on March 9, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Jamila (Guest) on March 4, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 25, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 15, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 7, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Nyota (Guest) on February 5, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 25, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Salima (Guest) on January 16, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rehema (Guest) on January 3, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

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What did the baker say to his wife?

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