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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! ☕️🍽️"

Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.

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James Malima (Guest) on April 3, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Khadija (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Mchuma (Guest) on March 18, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mustafa (Guest) on March 13, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 10, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Halima (Guest) on February 17, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Zakaria (Guest) on February 14, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sultan (Guest) on January 29, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 25, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 19, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 19, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

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