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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji 😄 adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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David Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2015

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 9, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 22, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Khalifa (Guest) on February 12, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 5, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 25, 2015

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 20, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 20, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 8, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mjaka (Guest) on January 4, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

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