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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
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David Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2015
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