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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! 😁🦷
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
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