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Whatโs a cannibalโs favorite sport?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐๐
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
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