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What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! 🏀🍖

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 16, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Amani (Guest) on March 14, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 12, 2015

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 9, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 6, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 13, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Neema (Guest) on January 23, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mashaka (Guest) on January 13, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 7, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 2, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Ali (Guest) on January 1, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

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What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

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