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Whatβs bigger than an elephant, but doesnβt weigh anything?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Q: Whatβs bigger than an elephant, but doesnβt weigh anything? π
A: The elephant's ego! π
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji π, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
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