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MHUBIRI
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Which bus crossed the ocean?

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Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? 🌊🚌
A: The hippopota-"bus"! πŸ¦›πŸšŒ


Explanation: The joke plays on the word "bus" by incorporating a pun with the word "hippopotamus." By combining the words, we create a playful image of a hippopotamus driving a bus across the ocean, which is quite absurd and humorous. The use of the 🌊 emoji represents the ocean, while the πŸ¦› emoji represents the hippopotamus, adding a fun visual element to the joke.

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Hassan (Guest) on February 12, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! πŸŒ»πŸ‘‹

Selemani (Guest) on February 11, 2015

I don't sweatβ€”I sparkle! βœ¨πŸ˜…

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 8, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! β›„πŸš

Farida (Guest) on January 28, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 24, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. πŸ™„πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 22, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ˜‚

Khalifa (Guest) on January 16, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ™ƒ

Faiza (Guest) on January 14, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šβœοΈ

Fadhila (Guest) on January 9, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

Latifa (Guest) on January 5, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πŸͺ°πŸšΆβ€β™‚️

Sekela (Guest) on January 3, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! πŸ‘»πŸš«

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