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Which bus crossed the ocean?

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Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸšŒ
A: The hippopota-"bus"! ๐Ÿฆ›๐ŸšŒ


Explanation: The joke plays on the word "bus" by incorporating a pun with the word "hippopotamus." By combining the words, we create a playful image of a hippopotamus driving a bus across the ocean, which is quite absurd and humorous. The use of the ๐ŸŒŠ emoji represents the ocean, while the ๐Ÿฆ› emoji represents the hippopotamus, adding a fun visual element to the joke.

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Hassan (Guest) on February 12, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ‘‹

Selemani (Guest) on February 11, 2015

I don't sweatโ€”I sparkle! โœจ๐Ÿ˜…

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 8, 2015

Whatโ€™s a snowmanโ€™s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ›„๐Ÿš

Farida (Guest) on January 28, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐Ÿ’ตโ„๏ธ

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 24, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 22, 2015

Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Khalifa (Guest) on January 16, 2015

Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Faiza (Guest) on January 14, 2015

Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ

Fadhila (Guest) on January 9, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Latifa (Guest) on January 5, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Sekela (Guest) on January 3, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโ€™t see himself doing it! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿšซ

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