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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
The outside! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: The joke plays on the word "side" by suggesting that the outside of the turkey has the most feathers because, well, the feathers are all over the outside of the turkey! It's a playful twist on what could be a simple question, adding a touch of humor to make you smile. ๐คฃ๐
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