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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: The leek! 🚣‍♂️🌿

Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄

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Sharifa (Guest) on April 23, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Salma (Guest) on April 22, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 7, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 20, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Jamila (Guest) on March 10, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 5, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 22, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 13, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 9, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 16, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Shukuru (Guest) on January 10, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

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