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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: 💀 Because the ghosts were caught playing hide and seek and kept escaping!

Explanation: The fences around cemeteries exist to prevent mischievous ghosts from wandering off and causing spooky trouble. It turns out they were quite the sneaky bunch, always trying to play hide and seek with unsuspecting visitors. But those clever cemetery keepers finally had enough and decided to put up fences to keep those tricky spirits in check. So, next time you visit a cemetery, keep an eye out for any playful ghosts trying to wiggle their way through the fences! 👻

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Ann Awino (Guest) on February 27, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 3, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 26, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Bahati (Guest) on January 25, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 19, 2015

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Yusuf (Guest) on January 19, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 14, 2015

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 13, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

James Kimani (Guest) on January 11, 2015

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 11, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 9, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

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