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Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! π²π
Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! π²π΄
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