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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! ๐Ÿถโฐ


Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜„

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Mwanais (Guest) on April 19, 2015

Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿคจ

Hashim (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜†

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 7, 2015

๐Ÿ˜ This is gold!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 1, 2015

I'm not lazy; Iโ€™m just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 28, 2015

Iโ€™ve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโ€™m thinking of making a few more. ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜œ

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 19, 2015

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโ€™m not dead. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 14, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 26, 2015

Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ

Mchuma (Guest) on January 9, 2015

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…

Zakia (Guest) on January 4, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅ—

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