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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! 🥚😂
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! 🥚😄
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