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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!

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MKE NA MCHEPUKO.

Mke ni kama Tv na Mchepuko ni kama Simu.
Nyumbani unaangalia Tv lakini ukitoka unatoka na simu.

Mara chache unafurahia Tv lakini Muda mrefu unacheza na simu yako.

Tv ni bure kwa maisha yako yote, lakini Simu kama hujalipia hupati huduma.

Tv ni kubwa nzito na wakati wote ni ya zamani. Lakini simu ni nzuri, nyembamba, na ni rahisi kubeba.

Gharama za huduma za tv ni ndogo sana, Lakini gharama za huduma za Simu ni kubwa na pia ni lazima kuzitimiza.

Tv ina remote lakini Simu haina.

Kitu muhimu zaidi simu ina njia mbili za kuwasiliana unaongea na unasikiliza lakini Tv unalazimika kusikiliza hata kama hutaki au unataka.

Unaweza kununua Tv mara moja na ukatumia kwa kipindi kirefu lakini Simu mara zote unabadilisha inategemea na fasheni.

Ya mwisho na ya kuzingatia

Tv haina Virusi lakini Simu inayo.

KUWA MAKINI.

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Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 29, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 14, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 5, 2022

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 30, 2021

😂🤣😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 25, 2021

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 21, 2021

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 16, 2021

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 27, 2021

😆 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 23, 2021

Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 20, 2021

🤣😄😊

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅

Sultan (Guest) on October 8, 2021

😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😊😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 16, 2021

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 3, 2021

😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 25, 2021

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 27, 2021

😂 Kali sana!

Jamal (Guest) on April 8, 2021

🤣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

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🤣🤣😄😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 29, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 🤣😆

Issack (Guest) on March 10, 2021

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 26, 2021

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 25, 2021

😂🤣😂😅

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 18, 2021

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂

Rubea (Guest) on January 14, 2021

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 14, 2020

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 9, 2020

😂🤣😊😅

John Malisa (Guest) on November 26, 2020

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! 😂

David Chacha (Guest) on October 1, 2020

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 25, 2020

🤣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 13, 2020

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! 👏😆

Kahina (Guest) on June 13, 2020

😆 Bado nacheka!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 2, 2020

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 28, 2020

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 16, 2020

🤣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 20, 2020

😂 Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 22, 2020

🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Fadhila (Guest) on February 4, 2020

😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 26, 2020

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 1, 2020

Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂

Mwanais (Guest) on December 21, 2019

🤣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 4, 2019

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 28, 2019

😆 Hii imenigonga kweli!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 14, 2019

😂😂

Safiya (Guest) on November 6, 2019

😅 Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 3, 2019

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 30, 2019

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 29, 2019

😊😂😅👏

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 15, 2019

😂😅

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 21, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 14, 2019

😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Fadhili (Guest) on July 13, 2019

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 30, 2019

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 27, 2019

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 29, 2019

😂👌

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 15, 2019

😂👌😆😊

Latifa (Guest) on April 8, 2019

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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