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Tofauti kati ya mwanamke na mwanamme

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UTOFAUTI KATI YA MWANAMKE NA MWANAUME
1. Kwenye mshituko; mwanaume hushituka halafu huangalia nini kimemshitua, mwanamke hushituka halafu huzimia hivyo ataambiwa na mwanaume kilichomshituaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
2. Kwenye kupenda; mwanaume huanza kutamani alafu hupenda, mwanamke huanza kupenda moja kwa moja bila kumjua vizuri huyo ampendaeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
3.Kwenye kusaidia; mwanaume hutoa msaada alafu uhuzunika, mwanamke huuzunika badae ndo anakumbuka km msaada unahitajikaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
4.Kwenye maamuzi; mwanaume hufikiri ndipo hutenda, mwanamke hutenda halafu hufikiriπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
5.Kwenye kudanganya; Mwanaume hudanganya ili kumlinda mwanamke, mwanamke hudanganya ili kumkomoa mwanaumeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
6.Kwenye ugomvi; wanaume hupigana halafu hueshimiana, wanawake hupiga mikelele alafu kila mmoja hurud kwake, kexho tenaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
7.Kwenye ndoa; mwanaume hutafuta maixha ndipo huoa, mwanamke huolewa ndipo atafute maishaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
8.Kwenye kukata tamaa; mwanaume hukata tamaa mapema ili jambo lisimsumbue, mwanamke hajui kukata tamaa hadi aumizweπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
9.Kwenye kula;Mwanaume hushiba alafu huanza madoido, mwanamke huanza na madoido alafu badae hujilaumu hakushibaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
10.Kwenye siri; Mwanaume hutunza siri hasa za aibu, mwanamke humueleza shoga yake badae hugombana nae baada ya kumrudia mwenyewe kwa siku 2 tuπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Hizi ni baadhi tu ya sifa tofauti kati ya mwanaume na mwanamke….. VIVA GENTLEMENπŸ‘ŠπŸ½πŸ‘Š

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