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Kizungu nacho ni sheeeedeer

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Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have.
Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.
Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.
Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook here
Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here.
Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,
Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote
ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks
here,
maybe you can go back and eat at home.
Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.
Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.
Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena
sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika.
Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here
ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚😂😂
Usicheke pekeyako

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Zawadi (Guest) on August 22, 2022

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

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😊🤣🔥

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

Shani (Guest) on August 8, 2022

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! ðŸ†

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 23, 2022

Hii ni ya maana sana! 😂👌

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 22, 2022

🤣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 20, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 20, 2022

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! 😅😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! ðŸ‘😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 27, 2022

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 26, 2022

😠Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

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Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂

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🤣🤣😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 11, 2022

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Fadhila (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2021

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 27, 2021

😂🤣

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 24, 2021

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! ðŸ‘😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 23, 2021

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2021

Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 5, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 4, 2021

Mna talent ya jokes! ðŸ‘😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! ðŸ‘🤣

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 14, 2021

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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🤣 Hii imewaka moto!

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😅

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Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

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😂 Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

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Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

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😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 3, 2021

😄 Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 3, 2021

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! ðŸ˜

Rabia (Guest) on July 28, 2021

🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 19, 2021

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 12, 2021

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 6, 2021

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 12, 2021

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 6, 2021

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! ðŸ˜

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 2, 2021

😂😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 1, 2021

😅 Nilihitaji hii!

Abdillah (Guest) on March 23, 2021

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 13, 2021

🤣😭😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 16, 2021

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 28, 2020

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 22, 2020

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 15, 2020

🤣😄😊

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 10, 2020

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 23, 2020

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂ðŸ‘

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 30, 2020

😆ðŸ‘😂😄

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂ðŸ‘

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 12, 2020

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 1, 2020

😄 Kichekesho gani!

Shamim (Guest) on July 22, 2020

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 14, 2020

😠Kicheko bora ya siku!

Athumani (Guest) on June 14, 2020

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆ðŸ‘

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