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Kisa cha mzaramo na mchaga

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MZARAMO V/S MCHAGA.
Mzaramo alitangaza anatibu magonjwa yooooooote
kwa tsh. 100,000/=
Na kama akishindwa kukutibu anakurudishia laki
yako nakukuongeza laki nyingine.
MCHAGA akaona hii fursa yakujipatia hela aiwezi mpita akaenda kutibiwa.
MZARAMO: "unaumwa nini?"
MCHAGA: "Sisikii ladha ya aina yoyote mdomoni kabisaaaa.."
MZARAMO: "sawa, toa laki kabisa.."
Mchaga akatoa.
MZARAMO akamuagiza msaidizi wake; "Naomba kikopo no.27 mpe anywe huyu.."
MCHAGA akanywa akatema faster; "Puh puu puu, Aisee huu si mkojo huu..?"
MZARAMO: "Umepona karibu tena.."
Mchaga aka-mind sana Kesho yake akarudi tena hakuamini ameliwa pesa yake.
MCHAGA: aisee nina tatizo la kumbukumbu nasahau
sanaaaaa.."
MZARAMO akamwambia "hakuna tabu, toa laki tukupe tiba..'
MCHAGA akatoa pesa akijua leo lazima afanikiwe..'
MZARAMO: "nesi naomba kikopo no.27.."
MCHAGA: "ASA CHALII ANGU HICHO SI CHA JANA CHA MKOJO HICHO AISEE..?"
MZARAMO: "UMEPONA KUMBUKUMBU UNAYO.

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Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2022

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆

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Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

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Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂

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Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! 😄

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 12, 2022

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 27, 2022

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😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

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Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆

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😆 Bado nacheka!

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

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Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! 👏😆

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Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! 🤔😆

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Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏

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Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂

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Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

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🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

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😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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😂 Kali sana!

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