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Mkalimani alivyoharibu ibada ya leo
Date: March 17, 2022
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
Leo nikaamua niingie misa ya asubuhi kwenye kanisa moja la kilokole kulikua na ugeni wa mchungaji kutoka Bulgaria, Mahubiri yameanza saa 1 asubuhi hali ikawa kama hivi:
MCHUNGAJI: My name is Pastor Livingstone
MKALIMANi: Kwa jina naitwa mchungaji Jiwe linaloishi
MCHUNGAJI: We thank God for All goals we set by our hands
MKALIMANI: Tunamshukuru Mungu kwa Magoli yote tuliyoweka kwa Mkono
Hivi navyoongea kanisa halina viti waumini wote tumekimbia nje naona Mkalimani amebaki na kiatu cha kushoto tu.
Sunday joke
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