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Mipango ya mke na mume ya pasaka

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Mke: Unampango gani na pasaka hii mmewangu..
Mume: Nitafanya kama yesu..
Mke: Unamaanisha Nini?

Mume: Nitaondoka ijumaa na Kurudi j3..
Mke: Unanishangaza, kama utafanya hivi nami nitafanya kama Maria..
Mume: Unamaanisha Nini?
Mke: Nitapata mimba bila ya kuingingiliwa na wewe mume wangu..
Mume: 😳😳😳

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Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 13, 2022

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 18, 2022

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄

Mchawi (Guest) on February 10, 2022

🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 2, 2022

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 21, 2021

😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 11, 2021

😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 9, 2021

😄😅👏😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 26, 2021

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! 👏😆

Ali (Guest) on November 5, 2021

😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2021

😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!

Maimuna (Guest) on September 30, 2021

😂 Ninashiriki mara moja!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 11, 2021

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

John Lissu (Guest) on August 21, 2021

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 14, 2021

🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

Amina (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 26, 2021

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 12, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 21, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 12, 2021

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Maida (Guest) on March 6, 2021

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 3, 2021

😂 Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Fadhila (Guest) on February 15, 2021

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰

Hekima (Guest) on February 1, 2021

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 20, 2021

🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

John Kamande (Guest) on January 11, 2021

Umesema kweli! 👌😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 1, 2021

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 25, 2020

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 18, 2020

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! 😄😅

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 20, 2020

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 17, 2020

😂 Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 24, 2020

Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 21, 2020

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 17, 2020

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏🤣

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 31, 2020

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥

Sarafina (Guest) on July 18, 2020

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 1, 2020

🤣😭😆

Chum (Guest) on June 21, 2020

😅 Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 11, 2020

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭

Selemani (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 25, 2020

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 18, 2020

😅 Bado nacheka!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 18, 2020

😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 5, 2020

😆 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 5, 2020

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! 😅😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 17, 2020

Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! 🏆

George Tenga (Guest) on April 17, 2020

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 7, 2020

👏🤣😆😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 6, 2020

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣

John Malisa (Guest) on April 5, 2020

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏

Issack (Guest) on March 16, 2020

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 12, 2020

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 24, 2020

😂👌

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 13, 2020

🤣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 6, 2020

🤣🤣😄😆

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 20, 2020

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 16, 2020

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

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