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Kilichotokea baada ya babu mzee kuibiwa nauli kwenye daladala

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Mzee mmoja alipanda Gari Stend;
Wakati wa kugombania Siti,
Akaibiwa Nauli.

Akasimama katikati ya Gari-Akasema; "Jamani Naomba Aliyeniibia Pesa yangu Arudishe Haraka,
Tena Fasta kabla Sijafanya Tukio kama Nililofanya 1977"
Abiria kuskia hivyo wakaogopa.
Ikabidi Mwizi Ajitokeze,
Akarudisha Pesa na Kuomba Msamaha! Mtu Mmoja akauliza,
Mzee,
Kwani 1977 Ulifanya nn?
Si nilienda kwa Miguu mpaka Nyumbani!
Uscheke Peke Yako, wa2mie na wengine ili nao wacheke!

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Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 13, 2022

Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

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😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆

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Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊

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😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 13, 2021

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😊😂

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Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

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😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

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Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏

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😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

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Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄

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Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂

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Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌

Farida (Guest) on October 4, 2020

😆 Hii imenigonga kweli!

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Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

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Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 7, 2020

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Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 29, 2020

😂 Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 8, 2020

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 1, 2020

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂

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Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 21, 2020

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Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! 😊😄

James Malima (Guest) on February 16, 2020

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Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 27, 2020

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 27, 2019

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Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 20, 2019

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Amina (Guest) on December 4, 2019

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

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Faiza (Guest) on September 9, 2019

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Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 18, 2019

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Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 27, 2019

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Shabani (Guest) on June 9, 2019

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