How did the hairdresser win the race?

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 1, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Abdillah (Guest) on July 6, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 22, 2023

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 21, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 6, 2023

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Zubeida (Guest) on May 20, 2023

😄 Too good!

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 15, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 6, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

James Malima (Guest) on April 28, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 21, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Athumani (Guest) on April 18, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 14, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Safiya (Guest) on April 13, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

James Kimani (Guest) on March 21, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 19, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 11, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 20, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Majid (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 17, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Juma (Guest) on February 13, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 4, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Khadija (Guest) on February 1, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 26, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 22, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 5, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Sarafina (Guest) on December 25, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 24, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Safiya (Guest) on December 1, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Shani (Guest) on November 29, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Asha (Guest) on November 19, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 19, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Saidi (Guest) on November 18, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Shukuru (Guest) on October 31, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 31, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 28, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Masika (Guest) on October 23, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 30, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 26, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Fadhili (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Rabia (Guest) on September 23, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 11, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 2, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 19, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 27, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 24, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Zakaria (Guest) on June 6, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 5, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Jabir (Guest) on June 3, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Zulekha (Guest) on May 15, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 7, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Abubakar (Guest) on May 6, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Zakia (Guest) on April 30, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅