What did the carrot say to the mushroom?

George Mallya (Guest) on November 23, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 5, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Jafari (Guest) on November 3, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 2, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 27, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 25, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 17, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 15, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Husna (Guest) on October 12, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 2, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 2, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 28, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 26, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 22, 2023

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

John Mushi (Guest) on September 20, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 20, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 18, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Zainab (Guest) on September 14, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 10, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 26, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mwanais (Guest) on August 13, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 10, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Rahma (Guest) on August 9, 2023

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Salum (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Khalifa (Guest) on July 24, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 14, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 14, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mjaka (Guest) on June 28, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 19, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 11, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 5, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 5, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 28, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Chum (Guest) on May 27, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Farida (Guest) on May 11, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Jafari (Guest) on April 23, 2023

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 20, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

George Mallya (Guest) on April 15, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 14, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2023

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Athumani (Guest) on April 10, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 5, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 31, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 29, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Farida (Guest) on March 26, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Jaffar (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Issa (Guest) on March 24, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 17, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 17, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Omari (Guest) on March 14, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 6, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 22, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Sofia (Guest) on February 20, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Halima (Guest) on February 15, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 10, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆