What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Mzee (Guest) on September 20, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 17, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 15, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 13, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 12, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 6, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Omari (Guest) on September 1, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 4, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 30, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Jamila (Guest) on July 13, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 9, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Saidi (Guest) on July 8, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 26, 2023

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Habiba (Guest) on June 1, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 31, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 29, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 14, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 11, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 7, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Binti (Guest) on May 5, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 29, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 27, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 17, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 8, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 4, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 12, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Abdullah (Guest) on February 5, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Kiza (Guest) on February 3, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Bahati (Guest) on January 29, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Farida (Guest) on January 28, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 19, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 11, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Khatib (Guest) on January 4, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 30, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 27, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 26, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Wande (Guest) on December 19, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Halimah (Guest) on December 18, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 15, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 12, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Zawadi (Guest) on December 7, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on December 3, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 2, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 29, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mgeni (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Fadhila (Guest) on November 5, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 1, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Baraka (Guest) on October 30, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

John Mushi (Guest) on October 26, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 12, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 10, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mazrui (Guest) on October 9, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 11, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 4, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Juma (Guest) on August 29, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜