What did the spoon say to the knife?

Rehema (Guest) on October 1, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 28, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 22, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Neema (Guest) on September 2, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 29, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Shabani (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Maimuna (Guest) on August 26, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Hassan (Guest) on August 20, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 11, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Safiya (Guest) on August 6, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 3, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Kiza (Guest) on July 21, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 7, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 3, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Azima (Guest) on July 3, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Zubeida (Guest) on July 3, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Issack (Guest) on June 21, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 16, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Tabu (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 7, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 2, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 8, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 7, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 5, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 25, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

George Mallya (Guest) on April 14, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 13, 2023

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Shani (Guest) on April 4, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 29, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Salum (Guest) on March 28, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 25, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 24, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on March 16, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Safiya (Guest) on March 14, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 2, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

George Tenga (Guest) on February 23, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Hamida (Guest) on February 7, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mgeni (Guest) on February 7, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 24, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

James Mduma (Guest) on January 22, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Warda (Guest) on January 19, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 16, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 12, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 10, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 5, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Juma (Guest) on December 1, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2022

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 15, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 3, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 31, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 26, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 28, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔