What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?

Faiza (Guest) on August 26, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 23, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mchawi (Guest) on July 31, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Omari (Guest) on July 21, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Muslima (Guest) on July 20, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 16, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 4, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 2, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Abubakar (Guest) on June 27, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 24, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Hawa (Guest) on June 23, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 18, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

George Tenga (Guest) on June 11, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 10, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 8, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Fatuma (Guest) on May 29, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 26, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Hassan (Guest) on May 26, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 18, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 15, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Masika (Guest) on May 14, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Kazija (Guest) on May 7, 2023

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 24, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 23, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 9, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 8, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 6, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mustafa (Guest) on March 4, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 13, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 10, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Sultan (Guest) on January 25, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Shukuru (Guest) on January 23, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Azima (Guest) on January 13, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 6, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 30, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 14, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 14, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Amani (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Nassor (Guest) on November 19, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 9, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 3, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 20, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 13, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Fadhila (Guest) on October 10, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Nyota (Guest) on September 30, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 30, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 19, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Habiba (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 10, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 2, 2022

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Jamal (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Kheri (Guest) on July 24, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 23, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

David Chacha (Guest) on July 23, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Salima (Guest) on July 21, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶